In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Never going to be a supreme adult
Does it bother anyone else that a love triangle isn’t actually a triangle?
When I’m in public and someone moves in my line of vision I look to see what’s moving from force of habit. But when they make eye contact I immediately look away cause I don’t want them to think I’m creepy even though looking away so fast makes it seem like I’ve been watching them.
I smile awkwardly then I look away